Jim And Steve Hatch A Rock is a satirical take on the gay penguin book debate.
(Sorry, I'm going to interrupt myself. This is not part of the abstract, but yes, it's an actual debate on a book on gay penguins. That is going on everywhere the book has been published. I can't get past how funny that is. "I want to argue with you about this book on gay penguins. Stop laughing, I'm serious! This is a serious issue! GAY PENGUINS ARE A SERIOUS ISSUE, GODDAMMIT! GOD SAYS GAY IS WRONG, SO GAY PENGUINS ARE WRONG! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" (imagine Sam Kinison at the end there )
Anyway, I rewrote the abstract:
The story is about a young boy who is caught by his father reading a book about two gay penguins. His father's reaction instills in the boy a fear of reading he struggles the rest of his life to overcome.
Hi, I checked out you book preview and one geographical misfact was most obvious to me. In the book you say Antarctica has polar bears....they are actually fou d in the Arctic region ....poles apart...literally!
ReplyDeleteAll the best for the book.